Of Course Aliens Were Keeping Us Safe From Mutually Assured Destruction.

In a recent CNN report, 7 US Air Force personnel came forward and claimed to have seen UFOs hovering over nuclear missile sites, and in some cases shut down some of the systems in the missiles.  Read this amazing absurdity here.  Basically, this reveals what I knew all along: that the US and USSR could never have actually destroyed each other, b/c our benevolent alien overlords would have prevented it.  No way the Cold War and the threat of MAD (Mutually Assured Destruction), and the various political and historical realities prevented this nuclear conflagration; it was the aliens!

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